Ah, what a sight, a veritable feast for all the senses, laid out before your very eyes and ears, as the mighty rescue ship uss eib — with me, your beloved captain, Rush Limbaugh, at the helm — rolls into the harbor. Above the sounds of wind and water you can hear and feel the mighty […]
Do Not Doubt Me “Rush Limbaugh, D.D. — Doctor of Democracy … I have the cure for what ails us. Here’s my prescription: Self-reliance. Morality. Personal responsibility. Optimism and good cheer. Confidence in the irrepressibility of the human spirit.” — me, The Way Things Ought to Be, 1992 “A man … recently wrote me … […]
“Russian Space Agency Says Trump Paving Way to Seize Other Planets.” — Reuters Yup. And he’ll make Russia pay for them. “Trump Peddles Unsubstantiated Hope in Dark Times.” — headline, cnn Hope? How dare he! “Trump Is an Authoritarian Weakman.” — Politico, complaining the “coronavirus would be the perfect opportunity for an autocrat; Trump isn’t […]
“I have to tell you, Anderson, I’ve never seen President Trump like this … I think, to some extent, he is scared right now, Anderson, and we could all feel that in the [briefing] room … This was a different Donald Trump tonight. I think he gets it, Anderson.” — Jim Acosta, cnn reporter, on “Anderson […]
The Harder They Fall There’s been a lot of news about shortages of personal protective equipment, but this is where the rubber meets the road. Reuters reported the hard news: “Coronavirus: World Braces for Condom Shortage After Malaysia Lockdown Shuts Top Producer.” The government ordered Karex Berhad, the planet’s largest condom maker, to close its three Malaysian […]
Special Kind of Stupid “[W]e would predict approximately 510,000 deaths in Great Britain and 2.2 million in the U.S., [plus deaths from] the potential negative effects of health systems being overwhelmed…” — Imperial College covid-19 Response Team, modeling report, 3/16/20 “Coronavirus Death Toll Estimate drops Again: Top covid-19 Model Shows Predicted U.S. Fatalities Have Fallen by [Another] 12 […]
“States’ Rush to Reopen Is a Deadly Error, Models and Experts Warn.” — The Washington Post, 4/22/20 “Only in America when the President tweets about ‘liberation’ does he mean ‘go back to work.’ When we have this discussion about ‘going back,’ or reopening, I think a lot people should just say ‘No. We’re not going […]
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