Archive [August 1999]

“I think that there is a great feeling in this state that there’s a lot of work ahead in the future … so I intend to be spending my time in the next days and weeks and months listening to New Yorkers. Now I suppose the question on everyone’s mind is why the Senate and why New York and why me?” — Hillary Clinton, 7/7/99

You’ve seen the paroxysms of joy into which the main-stream media is sent at every hint from Hillary Clinton of a possible, maybe, could-be run for the senate from New York … a state in which she has never lived. Well, the sycophantic coverage is boring me silly. I’d love to liven things up — for the fun of it. Just to see if we can do it.

All of you are familiar by now with the seminar callers to my program, who have been taught by liberal operatives how to get on the air and make idiots out of themselves. Well, we need seminar Hillary supporters. The object is to get on TV or in newspapers.

Infiltrate Hillary rallies! Make them think you are one of them. But don’t provoke — after all, we know the media will ignore protesters. Instead, act as though you are a fan. The object is to get your signs seen by the media — with the slogans you see here. If you’re challenged, explain: “I’m just trying to reach all the people … for Hillary’s sake.”

Psyche yourself up — and always make sure you maintain exemplary behavior. Even though you are not broadcast professionals, I hereby deputize you. I know you can do it!