“How Has Joe Biden Become So Unpopular?” — The New York Times

Because you in the drive-by media can’t hide who he is anymore.

“Democrats’ Midterm Dilemma: Biden’s Agenda Isn’t Breaking Through With Voters Yet.” — McClatchy

Breaking through? Thanks to Biden’s agenda, voters are broke!

“As Joe Biden faces criticism for a sloppy withdrawal from Afghanistan, Republicans are sensing an opening to land a punch on the consistently popular President.” — Vanity Fair

How “consistently popular” is Sloppy Joe with the families of 13 dead military heroes?

“My mind’s going blank now, what’s the song that is played where everybody is on the chair, everybody, you know, what, what, I can’t remember it — anyway. And that’s the song that was played. So you know, I don’t know what the hell’s going on here… But look, I’m taking too much of your time.” — Joe Biden, on music played at his daughter’s wedding, whitehouse.gov

Sloppy Joe presents: “Name That Tune.” Or not.

“You get blow darts of J & J [Johnson & Johnson vaccine] and go to the unvaccinated and blow it into them. Blow-dart it into them…” — Taylor Lee, fda economist, undercover video, declaring there should be a “registry of people who aren’t vaccinated,” even if that sounds “very Germany,” like “the Jewish Star” for unvaccinated Americans, Veritas

The Biden Regime meets Dr. Mengele.

“[W]ith covid [vaccine] trials, they were having an issue recruiting African American people. It was because of a different medication the government tried to do that was specifically designed to kill African Americans… I think there is still this big mistrust… I can’t [blame them]. But at the same time, like, blow dart. That’s where we’re going…” — Taylor Lee, fda economist, Veritas

Blow-darting African Americans with forced vaccines is peak leftism. After the evil Tuskegee experiments, you’d think they’d reform. But no.

“I’m here with, with my senior advisor and boy who knows Louisiana very, very well — man — and, and New Orleans, Cedric Richmond.” — Joe Biden, video via Fox News

Well, at least Joe didn’t make Cedric — his “boy” — serve him a mint julep.

“Joe Biden’s Poll Numbers Are Plummeting at Exactly the Wrong Time.” — cnn

Actually, the timing is delightful.

“Biden Looking Into Why Gasoline Prices at the Pump Are So High.” — Bloomberg

Hint: check out the guy who shut down the Keystone Pipeline.

“Those at the top have been getting a free ride for far too long. We’re going to change that.” — Joe Biden, signaling higher taxes, on Twitter

Free-ride Hunter will just have to sell more $500,000 paintings to pay his fair share of taxes.

“A confluence of factors caused the sudden arrival of thousands of mostly Haitian migrants on the Texas border. It’s a phenomena [sic] caused by confusion over the Biden administration’s policies and reflects the power of social media and platforms like WhatsApp.” — AP

No. Not a “confluence of factors,” “confusion,” or “social media.” It’s Sloppy Joe’s open-border bonanza!

“Taller People Face Higher Risk of Catching covid-19, Survey Says.” — Fox News

New government mandate: be short.

“Short People Face a Greater Risk of Catching Coronavirus Because of the Way Droplets Fall Slowly to the Ground After a Cough or Sneeze, Study Claims.” — The [UK] Daily Mail

Mandate on alternate days: be tall.

“The worst time in the world we want to shut down the government is in the middle of a pandemic… That’s the time when you want the government working full blast…” — Anthony Fauci, once again veering out of “health” to side with Democrats over raising the debt ceiling to accommodate Biden’s $4.5 trillion in new spending, quoted in The Hill

No, you want full-blast government mandates: triple masks, quadruple vaccines, and lockdowns forever.

“These four words are helping spread vaccine misinformation… ‘Do your own research’ [is] hurting the U.S. pandemic response.” — cnn

These three words are even more dangerous: “Think for yourselves.”

“We’ve got a plane with four engines and three of them are out. We’ve got no landing gear. But we’re going to land this plane and we’re going to land it safely.” — General Mark Milley, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, determined to usurp President Trump’s authority in order to “land” Joe Biden in the Oval Office on January 20, as quoted by Bob Woodward and Robert Costa in new book, cnn

You crashed the Constitution, General Milley-dict Arnold.

“The Jedi are inappropriate mascots for social justice. Although they’re ostensibly heroes within the ‘Star Wars’ universe, the Jedi are … a religious order of intergalactic police-monks, prone to (white) saviorism and toxically masculine approaches to conflict resolution (violent duels with phallic lightsabers, gaslighting by means of ‘Jedi mind tricks,’ etc.).” — Scientific American, slamming use of acronym jedi for programs promoting “Justice, Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion” because the Jedi in “Star Wars” represent “dangerously reactionary values”

Dear Scientific American. Turn on your lightsaber. Sit on it. Then do the twist.

“We will create jobs for the people of southern Mexico and Central America.” — Kamala Harris, during U.S.-Mexico “economic dialog” in the White House, Grabien

The Kommie stimulus promise. Ask Willie Brown how that worked out back in the day.

“Inflation Is Popping From Sydney to San Francisco. It May Be a Good Sign.” — The New York Times

That’s some voodoo economics right there.

“Study: Warmer Arctic Led to Killer Cold in Texas, Much of U.S.” — AP

“Science” today. The more bass-ackwards it is, the more liberals believe it.

“Mother Nature is not happy with us.” — Nancy Pelosi, blaming human behavior for storms and wildfires indicating “climate crisis,” supposedly made worse by fossil fuel industry donations to Republicans, quoted at Breitbart

Wrong. The correct term is: “Birthing-Person Nature.”

“I suggest that all women refuse to have sex with men until they are guaranteed the right to choose by Congress.” — Bette Midler, on Twitter

Bette, you don’t have to worry. Seriously. Enough said.

“Not just women! Trans men & nonbinary people can also menstruate… gop mad at this are protecting the patriarchal idea that women are most valuable as uterus holders… Trans, two-spirit, and nonbinary people have always existed and will always exist. People can stay mad about that if they want, or they can grow up.” — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D, NY), after referring to women as “menstruating people,” on Twitter

Can somebody make a maxi-pad for this woman’s brain?

“I believe that God has given us a free will to honor our responsibilities.” — Nancy Pelosi, on abortion as a means to control the size and timing of families, National Catholic Register

Stunning how often Democrats invoke God when pushing evil.

“God forbid Roe is overturned.” — Gov. Gavin Newsom (D, CA), signing two pro-abortion laws, The Epoch Times

Actually, God doesn’t forbid that.

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