“They’re not gonna stop. They’re not gonna stop. And that’s, they’re not. This is a movement, I’m telling you. They’re not gonna stop. And, and everyone beware. Because they’re not gonna stop. It is gonna, they’re not gonna stop before Election Day in November, and they’re not gonna stop after Election Day. And that should be, everyone should take note of that on both levels, that this isn’t, they’re not gonna let up, and they should not, and we should not.” — Kamala Harris, on the left’s violent protests supported by the Democrat Party, “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”

It was easier in the 60s. You radicals said all that in three words: “Burn, baby, burn.”

“We each have to sacrifice for the sake of the nation and the collective.” — Kamala Harris, quoted at Real Clear Politics

Looks like we found that Commie-Russian collusion the Dems always talk about.

“Ask yourself, do I look like a radical socialist with a soft spot for rioters? Really?” — Joe Biden, quoted in The New York Post

Yes.

“And when it comes to Donald Trump versus me, just look at us. Okay? Just look at us. Who seems to be in shape? Who’s able to move around? Who’s, I mean, this idea of, you know, ‘Slow Joe’ [laughing] I, anyway, I shouldn’t laugh about it, because, uh, anyway.” — Joe Biden to Jake Tapper, cnn

Who knew the Cuckoo’s Nest was really Joe Biden’s basement?

“I hope I don’t get baited into getting into a brawl with this guy.” — Joe Biden, on debating Trump, quoted at Fox News

C’mon, man! You took on “bad dude” Corn Pop — what’s another brawl?

“What’s the thing about the ice cream? [Biden] loves ice cream. Tell me about that.” — Kamala Harris, to Barack Obama, who answers, “Ice cream is big. Pasta with red sauce, he can go deep on that,” video via The Hill

Joe, you might want to hire a food taster. If you remember.

“Kamala Harris: What Her Sneakers Mean: As a Woman of Colour Wearing Sneakers on the Campaign, It Semaphores a Change in Political Dress and Much More.” — The [UK] Guardian

Let me guess: she has a perfectly creased pantsuit.

“covid has taken this year, just sin th’outbreak, is taken more than 100 year, look, here’s, the lives, it’s just, it’s er, eenya, think about it.” — Joe Biden, speech in empty Pittsburgh warehouse, video via Trump War Room

Maybe we should ask Joe’s “sister” Jill to translate this one.

“And stop your boast about never being seemed at, at what you, you can do anything, yer, you, you always talk about your ability to negotiate … Now I’m happy to ah take questions you may have, I guess staff’s gonna call on whoever. Follow — fire away.” — Joe Biden, in Wilmington, DE, video via Big League Politics

Move the teleprompter up.

“Military covid deaths: 6,114. Folks, every one of these lives mattered.” — Joe Biden, wildly overstating the actual number of deaths — which is seven — at poorly attended campaign appearance in Warren, MI, quoted at The Blaze

Move the teleprompter back.

“And one makes his wild claims and hopes, he now hopes we don’t notice what he said, or won’t remember, and when he does follow through, or doesn’t do, when follow through, the exact opposite.” — Joe Biden, in Warren, MI, video via Trump War Room

Move the teleprompter over.

“People fear that’s whuch, that which is different. We gotta, for example, why in God’s name don’t we teach history in history classes? A black man invented the light bulb, not a white guy named Edison.” — Joe Biden, growling, at sparsely attended church “rally,” video via PJ Media

Fire the teleprompter.

“No, no … I’m a constitutionalist. You can’t do things the Constitution doesn’t allow you the power to do.” — Joe Biden, denying he’d ever said he’d impose a national mask mandate, despite saying, “We’ll have a national mandate to wear a mask” at the Democrat Convention, quoted at Breitbart

“Hey, Chuck! Stand up for the Constitution. Oh, God love you, what am I talking about?”

“It’s almost 3 pm. Time to turn off major appliances, set the thermostat to 78 degrees (or use a fan instead), turn off excess lights and unplug any appliances you’re not using. We need every Californian to help conserve energy. Please do your part.” — Eric Garcetti, Democrat mayor of Los Angeles, on city’s rolling blackouts, on Twitter

Life in Los Angeles, Venezuela. With Mayor Eric “Chavez” Garcetti.

“He better have an army if he thinks he’s gonna walk down the street in New York. New Yorkers don’t want to have anything to do with him.” — Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D, NY), threatening President Trump, quoted in The New York Post

He has an army — he had them build you a hospital, remember?

“fiery but mostly peaceful protests after police shooting.” — cnn chyron for live feed of reporter standing in front of building engulfed in flames in Kenosha, WI

Moving vans are lined up as millions flee all the “mostly peaceful” Democrat-run hellholes.

“Trump’s efforts to label what is happening in major cities as ‘riots’ speaks at least somewhat to his desperation, politically speaking, at the moment.” — Chris Cillizza, cnn Editor-at-Large, tweet downplaying violence, accompanying fiery photo of rioting in Kenosha, on Twitter

Media efforts to label the riots happening in Democrat-run cities as “mostly peaceful” speaks to their desperation, politically speaking, to protect Democrats.

“He doesn’t want to do anything that would upset … the peaceful nature of what’s currently happening in Kenosha…” — Symone Sanders, Biden campaign spokeswoman, explaining why Joe Biden hadn’t yet visited the riot-torn area, quoted at The Daily Caller

Not while the peaceful fires from the peaceful riots are still peacefully smoldering.

“We are completely frightened by, completely impressed by and completely in support of wherever this is headed. #Solidarity.” — Chicago Teachers Union, on video of protesters building a guillotine in front of Amazon ceo Jeff Bezos’ house, in since-deleted tweet

Read a history book, teachers: this is headed your way.

“These guys are stone cold killers. The next 50,000 people who die are their responsibility. They sat right next to each other and didn’t wear masks intentionally … stone. cold. killers.” — Sen. Chris Murphy (D, CT), with photo of gop convention-goers, on Twitter

Speaking of killing — how many jobs have you Shutdown Democrats killed these past six months?

“Joe Biden should not concede under any circumstances because I think this is going to drag out, and eventually, I do believe he will win if we don’t give an inch.” — Hillary Clinton, quoted in The Hill

If anyone knows drag, it’s you.

“Beauty is political.” — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D, NY), video about her makeup routine, blaming bags under her eyes on her work on health care, quoted at The Hill

Stop objectifying womxn.

“It’s so sad to see Republicans marching to this drummer. They’re going to have … major doggy doo on their shoes for a long time to come because they are complicit in his undermining the integrity of our election.” — Nancy Pelosi, quoted at Breitbart

Pelosi has doo on her mind. Hair doo.

“Now we’re again breaking records. Mother Earth is angry; she’s telling us, whether she’s telling us hurricanes on the Gulf Coast, fires in the West, whatever it is, that climate crisis is real.” — Nancy Pelosi, on the Western wildfires, quoted at RedState.com

Mother Earth is telling you to lay off the botox.

Photos ©2020 Shutterstock: Harris: AP/DNCC/EPA-EFE; Biden: Amr Alfiky/AP/Patrick Semansky/AP; Biden: Patrick Semansky/AP; Garcetti: Ken Nishimura/Los Angeles Times; Sanders: Matt Rourke/AP; Clinton: AP; Pelosi: Shawn Thew/EPA-EFE; Murphy: Andrew Harnik/AP