They’re trying to work their magic. Folks, the Democrats are saddled with Joe Biden, and now a bunch of Silicon Valley gazillionaires are swooping in with their dark arts to try to juice the campaign. These tech wizards are doing everything they can to levitate Biden out of the basement of doom, according to a report in Vox titled “Tech Billionaires Are Plotting Sweeping, Secret Plans to Boost Joe Biden.”

There are four who’ve gone all-in on the Biden candidacy: Reid Hoffman, the founder of LinkedIn; Dustin Moskovitz, co-founder of Facebook; Laurene Powell Jobs, widow of Apple founder Steve Jobs; and Eric Schmidt, former Google ceo.

On the surface, it doesn’t make sense. Joe Biden hasn’t even mastered the rotary phone, much less figured out how to use an iPhone. Plugs doesn’t really know where he is half the time, and yet these wizards of smart are bringing their abracadabra. “Tech leaders have been flooding Biden officials with their digital suggestions,” reports Vox. They’re “spending tens of millions of dollars on their own sweeping plans to catch up to President Donald Trump’s lead on digital campaigning — plans that are poised to make them some of the country’s most influential people when it comes to shaping the November results.”

There you have it. That’s the motivation. The purpose of Joe Biden is to empower unseen people who would be running the country; he would just be a placeholder. The Silicon Valley whizzes believe if they can pull or push Plugs over the finish line, they will literally be the powers behind the throne.

Still, Joe Biden is the best they could come up with? He’s brain-dead! Pure gobbledygook comes out of his mouth whenever he’s put in front of the cameras:

• “December 7th is not just D-Day,” he said recently, even though D-Day was June 6, 1944. December 7, 1941 was when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.
• At a PR appearance with black leaders at a church after his “you ain’t black” gaffe, Biden actually said this, as shown on c-span on 6/1/20: “The idea that instead of standing there and teaching a cop who’s [got] an unarmed person coming at him with a knife or something, shoot him in the leg instead of the heart, is a very different thing. There’s a lot of different things that can change.”
• And there’s no translation for this, as Biden was apparently trying to read his notes at a campaign event c-span recorded on 6/11/20: “You know the rapidly rising uh um uh in with the with uh I don’t know uh uh.”

The guy can’t string together two sentences. It doesn’t matter what kind of trickery or illusion these billionaires try, there isn’t enough hocus pocus on earth to turn Joe Biden into a winner. 

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